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osborn_heir in this thread
If the demons hadn't all been killed they probably would have written him a very polite note that said something along the lines of:
Dear College Officials,
Please excuse Harry Osborn's absence from classes for the last week. He was terribly busy being hunted by our family.
Sincerely,
Psychotic demon family.
Kara and Miss America...
"I can take sucking a school and not getting into college and stuff. I can take people dying and disappearing. I can take ALMOST ANYTHING. But I couldn't HANDLE THE DESTRUCTION OF MISS AMERICA or worse... an empty shell of it remaining where all that was good and true has been sucked from it leaving an anorexic corpse that simply haunts us with the hopes and dreams of past generations we failed to listen to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From
beefcake_cop :
Miss Emma Frost could pull your gizzard out with her tongue, and not in a dirty way, but with a tongue lashing. Okay, so maybe that could be dirty, but I fucking think that she could say anything she wanted to and people just had to suck balls and deal with it. She's a biyatch, man, and she's cool.

so very, very true and funny as hell.
from kara's so NOT a hypothetical question on abuse
Cordelia doesn't need help shopping. Even in a COMA she could out shop ANY of us.
tee hee.
lt_wes_janson and
naughty_tess are talking about going to hell, and here's Wes' reason why he'll be joining the afterlife bondfire:
See, I've read a bit of that bible that a lot of Terran religions seem to follow, and it says 'Thou shalt not kill'. It doesn't say 'thou shalt not kill unless the person is a real bastard and deserves to get vaped'."
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iamdoom to
iron_tony
DOOM APPROVES OF MOJITOS, Tony Stark!!!
This is just totally makes me giggle, especially because it's DOOM saying it.